It has come to my attention that someone is planning on getting me a "gift" or "surprise" for my birthday.
While I really appreciate the thoughtfulness, I am requesting (warning) that my birthday entourage do not buy any GIFTS!
I really don't need or want anything, I don't want anyone to waste money, and my little condo has no room for CRAP. This includes cigars, lighters, hummidors, Jack Danials, bald gag gifts, hair cream, Rogaine, hair brush, combs, man-bras, speedo bathing suits, diet pills, girdles, bally's memberships, self-help books, bikini underwear, penis pumps, and/or dildos (I have enough already and customs will give me a funny look when I return to the US).
Let's just have a great time......there will be plenty of opportunities to buy me a beer or two in Bangkok!!!
While I really appreciate the thoughtfulness, I am requesting (warning) that my birthday entourage do not buy any GIFTS!
I really don't need or want anything, I don't want anyone to waste money, and my little condo has no room for CRAP. This includes cigars, lighters, hummidors, Jack Danials, bald gag gifts, hair cream, Rogaine, hair brush, combs, man-bras, speedo bathing suits, diet pills, girdles, bally's memberships, self-help books, bikini underwear, penis pumps, and/or dildos (I have enough already and customs will give me a funny look when I return to the US).
Let's just have a great time......there will be plenty of opportunities to buy me a beer or two in Bangkok!!!
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